1. I can rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time.
2. Eat a hot pepper and not burn my toungue.
3. Drink five cartons of milk in less than a minuet.
I was cutting the grass with my lawn mower. I found a hurricane in the toilet, so I dug it out with the flashlght.
It was amazing. The end
There was once a midget named Buba.
He joinded the football team, but sadly, everybody hated him. Whenever the coach picked him for defence, he would always get smashed by the bigger players.
One day, the coach told Buba to play quarter back. The football landed in Buba’s hands. Then he ran, dodging the other players and made a touch down. Everybody lifted him up in the air chanting,
Buba,
Buba,
Buba.
Then they dropped him and he broke him arm……
One day, a nun was hapily reading her bible in the cathlic church. She brought her chair to the window to pray. As she sat there, a dude in a wheel chair pushed her out the window. she was still in her cair as she was falling. She splated on the ground with huge impact. Two nearby priests witnessed the whole thing. Stunned, they both walked away.
Hours later, a dog came and ate the remains…….
